Smerkin 

Means to tell a person whats up or what they are doing.

Max: Whats Smerkin, Ho?
Adrian: Nothing Mouthafucka.
Another Example
Max: What Are You Niggas Smerkin On?
Adrian: Nothing.

Smerkin by Skinnyskins July 5, 2009

smerkish

background- real hood- richmond cali
1.to do something messed up
2.to have a scandelous attitude or personality.

He robbed his friend, damn that boy is smerkish.

smerkish by maxx March 4, 2005

smerking 

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

smelkins

A word for someone so pretentious you can't help but to mentally visualize their imminent grisly death by a bunch of bikies. A person who spouts more bullshit than the entire united states government put together.

"ay, look at that smelkins, he's so pretentious it hurts."

smelkins by voyeurator August 14, 2009

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004