Smeklar

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When you accidentally slip your penis up her nose causing it to come out of the corresponding earhole.

Friend: How did it go with that girl last night?
Me: Not great, I accidentally gave her a smeklar so she dumped me on the spot

Smeklar by Wholegrainhero March 13, 2018

Words you can keep

smellarocious

like totally rank and smelly, a mix of ferocious and smelly.
reserved for x's and gross brothers.

OMGaa i just went in my brothers room and it's like smellarocious in there!!! gag me!!!

hey smellarocious, fancy a hose down?

u so need a bath u smellarocious dweebo. get away from me!!!

smellarocious by typenamehere December 31, 2006

Related Words

Smeklar • Smellard • smellaranza • Smellarious • smellarocious • smell a rat

Smellarious

When something is so funny that it makes you choke from laughing, which leads to you purging some of the contents of your stomach and it drizzles out of your nose.

Lawn: I wish I knew how to read so I could pay attention to the context of your texts.

Ben: Sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.

Lawn: *laughs and coughs violently*

Ben: You alright?

Lawn: *vomits Wiley Wallaby licorice out of nose*

Lawn: Now that was smellarious.

Smellarious by Bennehftw January 7, 2023

smellaranza

Mean a girl that likes to fart and like to poop and make skidmarks on her underwear

Smellaranza had skidmarks.

smellaranza by Smellaranza September 15, 2019

Smellard

Someone who is very smelly, A smelly retard.

Man, that dude is such a Smellard.

Smellard by HAMAHM November 24, 2009

smellarat

her real name is ella and she is the prettiest girl u will ever meet. she is the sweetest girl w the biggest heart. make sure you treat smellarat right.

is that smellarat

smellarat by buggyhawknib June 2, 2024

Smellard

A disgusting abomination of living garbage created through a series of environmental disasters with the sole purpose of causing “global stankulation” to create a new world order ruled by vile filth that reeks of the foulest shit known to man.

John: “Dude, did you hear about that guy who got thoroughly stankulated recently?”
Bob: “Yeah, I heard he came into contact with the REAL Smellard, nasty stuff.”

Smellard by Jimothy John Jenkins Jr. III March 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026