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An uncircumcised guy who's genital hygiene is so bad (accumulated smegma) that his prospective sexual partners always seem to vanish into thin air once foreplay has been initiated. The smegmagician ALWAYS has SOMETHING up his "sleeve".

You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.

smegmagician by tj7with8 March 4, 2025

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Smegmagician

Skanks (commonly found in Texarkana) who love to clean an unwashed cock. Smegmagians are hoping you have something up your sleave.

After that skank, April, slurped my rotten sausage, I was able to fap without making my hand stink later that afternoon. She's the best smegmagician on the streets.

Smegmagician by tj7with8 July 4, 2025

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Smegmatician

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

Smegmatician by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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