smegmagician

An uncircumcised guy who's genital hygiene is so bad (accumulated smegma) that his prospective sexual partners always seem to vanish into thin air once foreplay has been initiated. The smegmagician ALWAYS has SOMETHING up his "sleeve".

You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.

smegmagician by tj7with8 March 4, 2025

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Smegmagician

Skanks (commonly found in Texarkana) who love to clean an unwashed cock. Smegmagians are hoping you have something up your sleave.

After that skank, April, slurped my rotten sausage, I was able to fap without making my hand stink later that afternoon. She's the best smegmagician on the streets.

Smegmagician by tj7with8 July 4, 2025

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smegmagician • Smegmatician

Smegmatician

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

Smegmatician by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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