tj7with8's definitions

Smegmagician

Skanks (commonly found in Texarkana) who love to clean an unwashed cock. Smegmagians are hoping you have something up your sleave.

After that skank, April, slurped my rotten sausage, I was able to fap without making my hand stink later that afternoon. She's the best smegmagician on the streets.

by tj7with8 July 4, 2025

smegmagician

An uncircumcised guy who's genital hygiene is so bad (accumulated smegma) that his prospective sexual partners always seem to vanish into thin air once foreplay has been initiated. The smegmagician ALWAYS has SOMETHING up his "sleeve".

You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.

by tj7with8 March 4, 2025