A person who goes to great lengths to infiltrate social media forums they aren't welcome in for the sole purpose of complaining that the other members are stalking them.
"Go away smeggo, stop joining this private group with fake profiles."
The smeggo: "You are all stalkers, stop harassing me or I'm calling the police!"
The smeggo: "You are all stalkers, stop harassing me or I'm calling the police!"
by Lisa Maree November 21, 2016
Get the smeggo mug.Someone who is invane but also attempts to act like a god within anyones presence. To the person describing themselves as such they are usinging it at a complement to themselves.
by saysomethingimgivinguponyou March 10, 2018
Get the Smeggo mug.1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum
2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.
2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.
by Old school bossman September 9, 2020
Get the Smeogol mug.A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"
Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
by terminal2 December 23, 2008
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Get the Smegpot mug.by Willie Shit Face😆 June 30, 2019
Get the Smeggan mug."I wanted to ea waffles for breakfast this morning, but they turned into seggo's. So I just had cereal."
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