Smeggs

Another way to say sex

are you guys having smeggs?

by ELLY HII November 23, 2020

smeggs

combination of some and eggs; smeggs

I have smeggs and cheese please.

by Chris SPat February 28, 2008

SMEGG

a Sausage Mcmuffin with EGG.

One SMEGG to go.

by robnation November 23, 2013

smegg

Smegg is a word used to describe another persons love when you yourself find this person unattractive. This may simply be because of a certain feature about them that you dislike e.g they have no eyebrows (which this source finds attractive on goth guys despite what a certain person might say). Sound confusing? Look at the example.

Eww, don't tell me that's your smegg?!

by HellishxGothxPhreaq September 17, 2006

smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

by terminal2 December 23, 2008

Smegg head

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf

"rimmer your such a smegg head!"

by louis May 13, 2005

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019