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seducation 

the education and knowledge of seduction, usually learned through experience.
Tina has a strong seducation; she's always manipulating men.
seducation by livila10 July 8, 2011

Premature sendulation 

Noun. Accidentally clicking "send" in an email or text before one has completed it or finished editing it, resulting in a less satisfying or embarrassing experience for both sender and receiver. At best, results in confusing truncated messages or typos; at worst, results in social, economic or political suicide.
When trolling for a booty call late at night, Andrew forwards the same text to multiple women. He frequently suffers from premature sendulation, accidentally leaving the wrong woman's name in the text and ensuring instant rejection.

Caitlin didn't realize she'd committed premature sendulation when she sent an email thread to her manager without stripping some choice words about her boss from the thread. She was fired.

Speducation 

A word used to abbreviate "special" education. Variations include: speducated, speducative, speducate. The teacher that teaches the speds (search it up) is called the speducator.
Hey look, it's that kid who needs speducation!
Speducation by TheTigerGaming September 20, 2011

Speducation 

The subject in school provided only for the Sped's.
Me: Fuck Sped's there homework is super easy.
Nigbut the II: There in speducation dumb ass.
Speducation by SpedLord December 17, 2018

speculation 

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.
"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."
speculation by thespeculator October 18, 2009

Speculationatoryativenousness 

(noun) An essay type that after a week talking about in english class, the students still have no idea what to write on, or about
"What were we supposed to write on again?"

"Speculationatoryativenousness"