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Skattoo 

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1) A tattoo that has been made to cover a scar, to make it less disfiguring.

2) A tattoo that uses a scar as a basis for a more intricate design.
Punk 1: Chris got stabbed by some white trash a few weeks back. It's scarred him pretty bad.

Punk 2:He should get a skattoo. Those things look awesome.
Skattoo by Padawan January 28, 2006
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Skatooterike

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(v.) to skateboard, scooter, and bike collectively when not everyone in the group has all of one or the other.
Kevin: Let's skate on Friday.
Joey: Naw I'm finna scooter.
Storm: I just got a new fixie, let's bike.
Kevin: Fuck, I guess we'll just skatooterike.
Skatooterike by Kashmir Cardigan November 13, 2011

shattoo 

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A really shitty looking tattoo.
"Nice tribal shattoo bro!"
shattoo by Spooka Tops April 30, 2006

shattoo 

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the design that is created on a person's pants after they shit their pants, sit down and get back up.
"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"




it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.
shattoo by VOLTRON89 April 6, 2009

Scattoo

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Alternative body art. Creating art on the body as someone, often your partner, scats on you.
Billy: Hey Doug, check out my Mickey Mouse Scattoo that Linda gave me last night, it's awesome.
Scattoo by Jimbo J December 7, 2007

Smattoo 

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Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).
After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.
Smattoo by MagicJoey May 25, 2013

skatoot

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When you are drifting a car in GTA 5 and the tyres make a "skrrt" sound. But you misread that sound for a skatoot and crash into a train.
That car can really skatoot
skatoot by PuddingSimulations July 1, 2017
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