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Skatooterike

(v.) to skateboard, scooter, and bike collectively when not everyone in the group has all of one or the other.
Kevin: Let's skate on Friday.
Joey: Naw I'm finna scooter.
Storm: I just got a new fixie, let's bike.
Kevin: Fuck, I guess we'll just skatooterike.
Skatooterike by Kashmir Cardigan November 13, 2011
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"Nice tribal shattoo bro!"
shattoo by Spooka Tops April 30, 2006
the design that is created on a person's pants after they shit their pants, sit down and get back up.
"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"




it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.
shattoo by VOLTRON89 April 6, 2009
Alternative body art. Creating art on the body as someone, often your partner, scats on you.
Billy: Hey Doug, check out my Mickey Mouse Scattoo that Linda gave me last night, it's awesome.
Scattoo by Jimbo J December 7, 2007
Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).
After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.
Smattoo by MagicJoey May 25, 2013
When you are drifting a car in GTA 5 and the tyres make a "skrrt" sound. But you misread that sound for a skatoot and crash into a train.
That car can really skatoot