Smashing Blumpkins
Smashing Blumpkins by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010
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Smashing Blumpkin
After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."
Smashing Blumpkin by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010
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Smashing Blumpkin
A blumpkin of great magnitude.
Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"
Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"
Smashing Blumpkin by John Butz August 19, 2004
Smashing blumpkin
I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.
Smashing blumpkin by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017
Smashing Blumpkin
After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.
I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.
Smashing Blumpkin by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008
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