Smart head

A quite alarming head, with its smartness intact in its brain.

Hey you, you're a smart head. Shit! I hope your tits are intact. Popeye!

by Les Artichokes Nuaves Androidi February 13, 2009

Smart head

A clever man who smart as hell

Oh John you smart head

by Sex vibe July 27, 2018

Smart Ass Red-Head

A red haired guy whos egotistical, loves to argue and read books, but is the biggest dork ever :)

Chris Livingston is a smart ass red-head

by theshortoneisawesome June 1, 2010

smarty head

someone with a bald head, who really shouldnt have because there head is to small..

now then smarty head, hows that diet going..
or if they got a fat head, its a smarty head on steroids

by BoroLaduk November 23, 2006

Head Start

When a man wakes up in the morning to a woman performing oral sex on him.

Man! I feel great! I woke up this morning with a head start!

by NutZach923 April 12, 2011

Head shart

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head

Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night

by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

head start

when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends

Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?

Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.

Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.

Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.

Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.

Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?

Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.

by missamber22 May 4, 2009