smart bitch
smart bitch by Kaitlynxnicole13 August 3, 2015
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Smart Bitch with Dim Balls
A bitch whose balls ironically and unfortunately didn't glow like her accent and style,and she is so fed up with Society,culture and routine sex...
Smart Bitch with Dim Balls by Shane Norwasky June 15, 2010
Smart Ass Bitch
Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...
1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Better than a dumb ass
...
1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.
Smart Ass Bitch by Army_Wife March 26, 2013
Smart Phone Bitch
Cindy: " Yeah, I was that woman's smart phone bitch Friday, she had my thumbs tapping the keyboard all night long."
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"
Smart Phone Bitch by cindylouwholigan January 26, 2012
smart ass nigga bitch
smart ass nigga bitch by The Shrigga September 1, 2019
National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day!
National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!
Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!
Person 2: I’m telling everyone!
Person 1: wait, why?
Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!
Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
Person 2: I’m telling everyone!
Person 1: wait, why?
Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!
Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day! by bemo! November 22, 2021
Mrs. Smartybitch
What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.
Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
Mrs. Smartybitch by KU$H August 6, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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