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Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.
I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.
by IQDave August 22, 2024
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Donkey Shart

Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.

(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.

Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.

Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
by geno2k3 January 9, 2009
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