Smands 

sans except sand and incredibly unfunny

"sans + sand = smands"
"jeff please get therapy"

Smands by Smands May 18, 2021

Sandsquatch 

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.

Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!

Sandsquatch by will bitten January 25, 2017

Sandschafer 

A person that has fantastic drinking abilities. This person has a high tendency for being accurate in decision making situations, especially when booze is involved.

That guy has to be a Sandschafer because he has amazing drinking abilities.

Sandschafer by sandschafer March 30, 2010

Irish Sandstorm 

In Irish vernacular, when a gust of wind blows the head off a guinness, that is an Irish sandstorm.

It was so windy today that I got an Irish Sandstorm on my shirt

Irish Sandstorm by lightgreen August 19, 2021

Darude - Sandstorm 

Every song in the world that people do not know the name to

"What is that song?" "Darude - Sandstorm"

Darude - Sandstorm by treyhawk82 October 26, 2013

Michigan sandstorm 

Snort cocaine Through your ass and fart it out onto another person

Yo I got mad drunk last night and Michigan sandstormed with this fat hooker from Wisconsin

Michigan sandstorm by Adogg69 September 27, 2013

Shady Sands Shuffle 

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.

I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1

Shady Sands Shuffle by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009