Smamy 

A individual of low class typically of English origin. Usually a sufferer of "Peter Pan syndrome" who claims he wants to settle down with no real intention to follow through.

Friend 1: "Fred is dating like five women right now"
Friend 2: "wow, he really is a smamy bastard!"

Smamy by FormerlySmamy November 7, 2017

Sammy Smamy 

A Sammy Smamy is a rare jewl that you should never let go of. She is simply one of the best people you know. Although she sometimes struggles with confrontational issues she is ALWAYS there for you! Sammy smamy is the life of the party, the one person who is there for you in any situation. Of you happen to find a sammy smamy hold on to them because they are just wow.

Brandon: Omg dude I just wish I had a Sammy Smamy they're so amazing

Cheese: YA dude same.

Sammy Smamy by brandon10101010101010101010 September 11, 2020

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Sammy swoop 

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

Sammy swoop by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

sammy shrimp cock by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

sammyclassicsonicfan 

A frickin frick who says frick a lot and will rant about the sonic fan fricks and how we need to save sonic.

You sound like sammyclassicsonicfan.

sammyclassicsonicfan by Negro pegro June 26, 2017

sammy wilkinson 

DADDY!

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson

sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015