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smallishbeans

the most amazing content creator who plays minecraft. absolutely amazing minecraft builds and a wonderful, happy personality. he’s just beloved okay?
“whos smallishbeans?” “joel, hes so cool bro”
smallishbeans by amarah(endervsf) September 19, 2021
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SmallishBeans

A follower of Jeremyism (not a cult) Also a YouTubed or whatever, He built the church of Jeremy.
Jeremy: yuh
Joel: YE SYES YES GO YOU POP OFF QUEEN YESS SISTER WORK IT !
Lizzie: I want a divorce

Scott: what the actual fawk-
Joey: mhm...
Meghan: murderer
Callum: Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy

Smallishbeans 🌚
SmallishBeans by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

smallishbeans

comfort youtuber, best character in empires smp, wife haver
smallishbeans is so beloved
smallishbeans is so scrunkly
smallishbeans by froghat!!anon June 17, 2022

Joel/SmallishBeans

Tall. Massive. Handsome and above average size
"Joel is very tall and massive and above average size"
"Joel/SmallishBeans is tall handsome and very massive"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026