Small Cheese

Some scrub who thinks theyre all that and a bag of chips

I'm the small cheese man, you don't get it do ya?
Type of small cheese everybody acting like they knew ya
Go uptown, New York City b****
Some Spanish girls love me like I'm Aventura
Tell Uncle Luke I'm out in Miami too
Clubbing hard, cheesing women ain't much to do
Wrist bling, got a condo up in Biscayne
Still getting brain from a thang, ain't cheese changed
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?

by Hamvader February 4, 2015

I smell cheese

Can be said when you sense a cheesy and predictable conversation, scene, or event that is about to happen.

Or can be said when one smells some pressed milk curds.

Girl: I love you.

Guy: I love you too.

Random bystander: I smell cheese..

by MoR.PH December 8, 2011

smell my cheese

Term coined by the legendary Alan Partridge. Can be taken literally or used as a fierce insult.

"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.

by Cale and Nick May 9, 2005

you smell like cheese

the act of smelling like cheese.

person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.

by gingerbaz December 8, 2006

You Smell Like Cheese

To reek of failure and annoyance, used as a comedic way to tell someone that they disappointed you or another.

To tell another person that you are better than them.

Christian! You smell like cheese!

Why do I not smell like cheese?

by IC3T3CH May 29, 2018

ur niece smell like cheese

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.

The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.

by KetchupDubai December 2, 2018

Smell my cheese

A technique used to punch your friends/someone who deserves it.
You put your fist on the flat palm of your other hand and tell the victim to smell your cheese. When they put their face near your fist, you punch them. Simple as that.
Lazy cousin of The Cancer Prank.

Person 1: Hey Dan, smell my cheese. -Holds out 'cheese'-
Person 2: Um, okay... -Does so-
Person 1: -Punch-
Person 2: OW. You bastard!

by Naevai December 8, 2009