A slutton is a person addicted to befriending sluts, or engaging in activity with them.A slutton seems to find comfort in the company of sluts, whether for sexual relief, or simply to make themselves feel better. Some sluttons do indeed join close friendships with sluts. Sluttons are mysterious but not uncommon creatures who can normallly be found in the phonebook of a slut.

"Why is he always hanging out with these girls?"
"I don't know, he's such a slutton".

slutton by Nana93 May 7, 2009

Get the slutton mug.

Slutton

A fat, horny slut. Preys on the weak and vunerable.

"What the shit happened last night? I woke up in bed with *insert fat horny slut*"

"Yea you dont wanna get drunk around her, shes a slutton"

Slutton by isotonicsportsdrink January 26, 2012

Get the Slutton mug.

Slutton

Married man who repeatedly cheats on his trophy wife with sluts and prostitues.

Arthur is always out high now doing the full slutton act on his Mrs!

Slutton by BachedMan May 4, 2018

Get the Slutton mug.

sluthood

the time in one's life when they are a slut/ their slutness is at its peak. Often coincides with peak inseurity.

In my sluthood I once posted a myspace picture with my boobs half out and gave a guy a blowjob on the second date.

sluthood by funckify July 16, 2006

Get the sluthood mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026