Slutonomics

The study of the cost of having a slut, or sluts, in a person's life and in society as general. In microslutology, the personal expenses of having a slut girlfriend, friend with benefit (FWB), wife, or prostitute are considered, but macroslutology examines how sluts contribute or deteriorate an economy.

This is a substudy of slutology.

Wow, I've learned so much in slutonomics 101 today! Although having some random sorority slut suck my cock can feel great, the cost of getting an STD test is much greater!

by The Human Whisk November 17, 2019

Soulonomics

soul • o • nom • ics \sōl- o-ˈnä-miks\ noun plural
1. the universal study of the soul in its form, function, purpose and use
2. soul purpose for human existence
3. of or relating to the discovery and maintenance of the soul

<I studied soulonomics at the University of life.>

by Emunah Y'srael June 10, 2015

Slagonomics

When someone discovers that they have zero talent but love to be the centre of attention so resort to starting an Onlyfans to rinse money out of simps by showing pictures of their trotters, arse or just in general by being a bit of a slag.

Person 1: I see Paddy’s ex wife is on Only Fans now.
Person 2: Yeah I think she’s not good at anything really and refuses to get a job like a normal person so she’s resorted to slagonomics! Such an attention seeker!

by Thewilfmeister October 3, 2025

trickle-down shitonomics

How tax breaks supposedly have that trickle down effect but it doesn't work in practice? You sort of do the same with shower water.

Guy 1: holy moly, man. You smell like shit.

Guy 2: yeah, I'm a current practitioner of trickle-down shitonomics

by TheSloppyGoblin May 4, 2025