The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.
characterized by multiple venereal diseases resulting in genital warts, open sores, foul discharge and sterility; diseases including but not limited to syphilis, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS.
A roladex dino that lives beneath the waves. It looks like a T-rexsaur but even bigger and it smiles 24/7 and it has one humungoooose air tank on its back. Its the kind of thing you meet instead of mermaids cos their fake!
Ems0r- holy crapsicles i totally saw a scubasaurus-rex on wednezday i wet myself i got so excited it hugged me.