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Sluntosaurus Rex

A person that is a slut and a Cunt all at once. Has sex with everybody and has a scrappy attitude, a shitty demeanor towards other. Has No respect for anybody or self and doesn't care!
Have you met homies new side chick Sluntosaurus Rex yet? YoShe tried getting with me after going all crazy on homeboy at the club bc she got caught fucking on HER homegirls man! . she's a total lowlife trick and don't even care who she affects.
by WayChill March 13, 2020
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Slutasaurus Rex

Krista, you are such a Slutasaurus Rex!! Put the dick down and feed yo' baby!
by Cory Medland (C Mak) April 25, 2003
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Bluntosaurus Rex

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.
"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."
by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006
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Slutosaurus Rex

The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.
Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!
by gmanator October 14, 2011
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Slutasaurus Rex

get away from me you slutasaurus rex! go find someone else to ********************
by wowsers May 7, 2003
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Sluttasaurus Rex

characterized by multiple venereal diseases resulting in genital warts, open sores, foul discharge and sterility; diseases including but not limited to syphilis, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and HIV/AIDS.
lady gaga is a Sluttasaurus Rex.
by hunterlilly13 May 31, 2009
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