Offensive Scientist walks down the road
"He sees some
retarded girl rubbing her phone all over in a slug trail. as he can see shiny trails from the slugs
Offensive Scientist : Look at you. you fucking slug fucker. you want to be paralizized from the rat lungworm you stupid fucking slug fucker
Girl : OH YAS! I FUCKING LUV RAT LUNGWORM. OOOM. OOOM IM GONNA BECOME
LIKE MY IDOL!
SAM BALLARD!