Sloyd

A urinal

Hey man I am going to be in the sloyd

by KnifeGuy June 15, 2022

Soydev

The Silicon Valley/ Seattle based soy latte drinking hipster you see at the coffee shop, coding NodeJS on his macbook pro. He only uses a bloated IDE and is too beta to ever touch Vim. This creature will justify his use of a macbook by saying that "it's UNIX based" but at the same time will defend not having a linux machine due to some nonsense reason. GUI everything; it makes him feel safe. #1 aspiration in life is to work for FAANG and will consume any disgusting product or service they sell.

Chad: "August became an IOS soydev because it was hype job title rather than actually being interested in technology."

by ArchUser1001 June 1, 2020

slaydream

A daydream about killing someone or something.

Ralphie had a slaydream about thwarting bandits from invading his home.

by jpg3 February 2, 2014

SOYDNIJMAYWTC

"Sucking on yo dick nigga it's just me and you with the crew"-Baby Santana

SOYDNIJMAYWTC 😩

by Chishanu x June 8, 2021

sloading

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

by fx422 October 20, 2008

sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011

Slodging

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"

by Furglerger April 27, 2015