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slow play 

Dating someone for an extended period of time without proposing marriage.
Andy has been dating Adi for at least 3 years, but they are not engaged. He must be slow playing her.
slow play by T Ferguson March 9, 2007
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Slow play 

When you have a very strong hand in poker, but play passively in the hopes of getting others to bluff or catch a card that will make a good second best hand. The ultimate objective is to get more money out of your opponents.
Bob: When the flop came down 88J and I had 8J, I checked it in the hopes that someone would catch something and I could get paid off.

Saul: Nice slow play.
Slow play by dauman February 19, 2010

Slow Kids At Play 

Slow Kids At Play is a webcomic loosely based on the life of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp in Austin, Texas. The two guys along with their unlikely friend Mortimer, a crazy maniac penguin bent on world domination, and Bobby's girlfriend Amanda, a crazy maniac women bent on Bobby domination, regularly save the day from the strange and fantastic things that threated the world. Every Monday and Friday, Bobby and Dustin can be seen fighting the evil government organization S.C.U.B.I.D.U. (Secret Continental Underground Bureau for the Investigation of the Diabolicaly Unnatural) humiliating public icons, and rapeing pop culture.

Written and Maintained by Bobby Dean
All Art and Graphics by Dustin Beauchamp

Slow Kids At Play is copyrighted by Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp - 2006

Any use of the characters or their likenesses must be done so with the express written concent of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp.

All logos, characters, and images are trademarks of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp and may only be used with their permission.
Slow Kids At Play - SlowKids.net
Slow Kids At Play by Dustin Beauchamp September 7, 2006

Slow Playing 

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.
Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.
Slow Playing by itsM3a November 23, 2022

slow playing 

Prolonging an injury, or a project for a very long time; and lagging with trying to solve it or fix it.
"Luke is slow playing it right now, and not getting any work done."
slow playing by efishies15 June 1, 2013

slow player

an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend. Your former relationship was always holding you back from living a fun and exciting life. Your friends can often become slow players in an non-sexual manner
guy 1: those chicks are hot, lets go talk to them
guy 2: i don't want to, lets stay here and finish our drinks
guy 1: quit being a slow player, now might be our only chance to score
slow player by kbuck May 27, 2010
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