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slossing

fighting in a very old fashioned way. Bare hands and only alternating punches are allowed.
They took it outside. Mike started by throwing a punch and Ivanov replied with a right hook. It was slossing.
by mr rascal January 7, 2012
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Slossing

The act of washing one's manlihood in the sink, most commonly practised with water although on VERY rare occasions (once) done with mouthwash.
He decided a quick 'Slossing' was needed in order to freshen up in preparation for doing the "uhh."

I was on a promise, but after throwing shapes all night I knew I'd have to give my balls a quick 'Slossing.'
by Renf September 15, 2018
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Sloshing in her boots

Said of a female, "sloshing in their boots" or "sloshing in her boots" refers to a state of sexual attraction or arousal so extreme that they're "wet" (i.e., vaginally lubricated) all the way down to their feet.
"Did you see that selfie of Angela Merkel with that handsome stud Syrian migrant? The old bag was sloshing in her boots!"
by Honeyko November 2, 2015
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sloshing out the gash

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.
"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."
by jockerty April 4, 2019
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shossing

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
by joepus April 11, 2008
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salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.
My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.
by virginmary69 April 11, 2019
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rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.
First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.
by MR2 July 27, 2008
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