sloppy shit 

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

sloppy shit by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

Sloppy Pile of Shit

Adjective: The equivalent of being a pile of errant feces while intoxicated. Also is attributed to someone who has had too many substances in their body over a prolonged period of time; i.e, Mcdonalds, alcohol, magical mushrooms, acid, etc.

Flammang: Get up off the couch you sloppy pile of shit.

Chris: No im trying to rest, ive had a long day.

Flammang: Doing what! You don't even have a job!

Chris: I drank a handle of Carlo Rossi last night......

Flammang: You really are a bag of shit. A SLOPPY PILE OF SHIT.

Sloppy Pile of Shit by BASEDLIFE November 13, 2011

sloppy shitter 

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.

Becca gave Gage a sloppy shitter last night

sloppy shitter by anonymous January 8, 2025

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ) 

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ) by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024