Sloppy Joey 

When a woman ejaculates or squirts and forces the man outside of her. Akin to a baby kangaroo (a joey) getting forced out of its mother's pouch.

Crystal and I had a sloppy joey last night, I freaked out at first. My sheets will never be the same.

Sloppy Joey by feverbabble October 9, 2011

Sloppy Joey 

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

Sloppy Joey by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyJoe 

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

SloppyJoe by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021

SloppyJoe 

When a person stands above the toilet and pulls his erection through his legs to the back while pooping where his partner performs oral sex

Are you full was that enough sloppyJoe?

SloppyJoe by MrCog July 16, 2024