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Sloppy Grandma 

In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).
Hook us up with a sloppy grandma bro.
Sloppy Grandma by big jur December 9, 2008
Words you can keep

Sloppy Grandma 

To uncontrollably crap your brains out.
Mike got so high, he pulled a Sloppy Grandma on his mom's couch.
Sloppy Grandma by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Sloppy Grandma 

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth
"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"
Sloppy Grandma by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021

Sloppy Grandma 

n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.
Sloppy G's are gross...i should know
Sloppy Grandma by sean July 15, 2001

You slappy your grandpappy 

the yo mama joke but better.
Teacher: "Greg, can you please come up to the class?"
Greg: "Yo momma!"
Teacher: "Greg, I don't appreciate that language!"
Greg: "You slappy your grandpappy!"
Teacher: "Stop it, Greg!"
Greg: "Your great grandmammy has a big fanny

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football
Teddy: “Ur Mom gay
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy 

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.
Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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