Slopify

To reduce widespread trends, activities, and products to their most barebones definitions in an attempt to downplay the significance of their intrinsic value.
This is often accomplished with the edition of the suffix "-slop" at the end of the word.

"That's just qualityslop; you only like it because its good."
"Erm actually, you cant just slopify to make it sound like you have a good point"

by urboisalty January 28, 2026

Shopify

A robust and extensible shopping cart platform that anyone can use to sell their products to a global audience. Quite likely the best e-commerce solution on the Internet. Jeff Bezos' nightmare come to life.

I'm going to bottle my bath water and tell all my Twitch followers to buy it from my Shopify store!

by Tim-Shadbolt July 16, 2019

stopify

The act of closing Spotify

I've had enough music today, I think I'm going to stopify.

by Doge05 September 25, 2017

slopity topity

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually don’t want your hands pushing on their “head”.

Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t Susan your sister?”

by XXXintellectualXXX June 16, 2019

slobify

It means you slobber on your dead slaves.

"This will be a good vessel to slobify aggressively"
"Why are you doing this to Gerald"
" I don't understand you puny mortals use emotion in your conversations"

by hslave1 April 3, 2018

slopity topity

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually don’t want your hands pushing on their “head”.

Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t she your sister?”

by XXXintellectualXXX June 16, 2019

stopify

The act of deleting the Spotify app from your devices... because Apple Music!

As soon as I signed into Apple Music, the first thing I did was stopify.

by KayKayDi July 22, 2015