Slop Job

When a girl is over salivating while she sucks a guy off and then it gets really sloppy really fast, talk about a shitty clean up.

Guy #1: "MAN! Last night I got the sloppiest free slop job!"

Guy #2: "Well what do you expect? It's a FREE slop job!"

Slop Job by MOstner7 January 21, 2015

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Hairy Hog Slop Job

That with the bear from the Shining

That bear in the Shining gave that dude a hairy hog slop job

Hairy Hog Slop Job by doctorcoktopus July 8, 2012

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St. Louis Slop Job

The male splooges all over the females chest toys, and then dumps a premade bag of diarrhea on it, then he mixes it around with his shaft and feeds it to the female

“What are we doing tonight?”
“Im gonna give you my warm St. Louis Slop Job”

St. Louis Slop Job by SlimySenata January 2, 2026

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Slopjob

Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.

There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.

Slopjob by DeeVee April 1, 2003

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slopjob

the act of face fucking a bitch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and cumbubbles comes out of her nose

She thought she was gonna give me a blowjob, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.

slopjob by Anti-itch June 12, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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