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A. When an item of clothing has gotten stretched out, is super comfy, Or your socks have lost elasticity and do not stay up and become baggy on your feet.

B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.

Oh man I am so sloofy I just want to stay in jammies and watch TV all day in bed.

Sloofy by Hollywoodkim October 25, 2018

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Spoofy

A website you can eeeeeeeeeeh... listen to music on.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, can you listen to NSP on spoofy?

Spoofy by jthx October 16, 2014

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Sloofy • sloopy • Spoofy • sloof • smoofy • Scoofy • slooky • slooty • snoofy • Stoofy

sloopy toppy

When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face

"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"

sloopy toppy by marycary May 29, 2017

Slooty Nickel

1. noun: A girl who is graded as a 5 on the attractive scale of 1-10 that puts out more than the average girl in order to receive attention despite her low grade.

Aaron: That girl is no better than a 5
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday

Slooty Nickel by Merlicious/Snook June 14, 2010

Slooty Nickel

A Slooty Nickel is a term reffering to a girl who is both slutty, and a 5 on a scale of 1-10. The Slooty Nickel is a girl who is the "might as well girl" at the end of the night.

JON: Hey man, I'm going to hook up with that slooty nickel.
DAVE:Why?

JON:Because no good looking girl here is going to put out. And why not?

Slooty Nickel by CaliforniaDreaming15 June 10, 2010

sloof

another word for bitch ;)

ugh i hate that sloof, she just stepped on my jordan’s

sloof by lydsbitch June 6, 2018

sloopy gilligan

When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.

Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.

"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"

sloopy gilligan by Courtney Love's last functioning ovary. September 29, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026