slogic

(noun) A type of logic alternative that makes sense only if you don't think about it.

Bill: "I think we should go to see this movie something tells me this is going to be Awesome. Ted: "The last 4 were awful" Bill: "I can feel this will be good" Ted: "That sounds like some sound slogic there"

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2011

Slogic

Sloppy logic.

It's so funny how you throw around accusations of slogic and imprecision and then barf out half-digested word salads and think you've made some kind of brilliant point.

by Zina2021 September 2, 2021

slowicide

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.

The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.

by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008

Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

by Learth April 11, 2019

Magganari's logic

Having no logic at all.

- He thinks that the earth is flat...
- OMG. He has such a magganari's logic!

by Anonymous283919 November 21, 2018

slowicide

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

sloice

every insult at once.

Adam: hey man whats up?
Alex: shut up you fucking sloice.

by CrimsonGold February 24, 2014