Soff 

Adj. Having such extreme a quality of softness that even the letter "t" is too hard to be included in its very spelling.

Homie, your chest was so soff last night; no homo.

Soff by CarbLover89 May 2, 2019

soff 

A French Canadian way of saying "soft." Many French Canadian coaches in the National Hockey League, notably Michel Therrien, cannot pronounce the word "soft", and are stuck saying "soff" instead. Something is "soff" when it displays a complete lack of skill or intelligence. Penguins fans respect Michel Therrien's French Canadianness and use "soff" whenever they can to describe a stupid goal by the opposing team, or a poor performance by their own team. To be soff is to be made of fail.

"Soff goal by Thomas Vanek. What a dick."

soff by penguinaut April 2, 2009

soff 

To defeat one's opponents in any sort of contest/game. It is most often used in the past tense, and as an insult to the losing party.

Maud'dib soffed that Harkonnen pretty boy.

soff by Brandt Poole April 18, 2003

Soff 

Socially Optimistic of Fuckboys and Fuckery

"Look at that chick flirting with all the white boys."
"Wow, what a soff"

Soff by Ferknergets January 19, 2015

Soff 

Abbreviation for “squatting on the floor frowning”

Antonyms: ROFL

Abigail was SOFF when talking with Judah.

Soff by V as September 20, 2020

Soff 

The abbreviation for “squatting on the floor frowning”
Antonyms: ROFL

Abigail was SOFF while talking with Judah.

Soff by V as September 20, 2020

'soff 

shortened version of piss off

"oh man dude, your ex is looking hot"
"..... 'soff mate"

'soff by dandandandandand August 20, 2013