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"institutional mastermind slacker"

A "slobbard" in this sense is a corporate or institutional slacker who has so thoroughly mastered the levers, loopholes, and bureaucracy of their high-paying role that they achieve maximum comfort and payout with absolute minimal output. They aren't struggling to survive; they’ve optimized the system into a passive-income lounge chair.
"Ever since Julian made Director, he’s turned into an absolute slobbard—he scheduled three 'strategic alignment' calls this month just so he could golf during office hours."

"She’s not just slacking; she’s a slobbard. She spent two weeks setting up automated report triggers so she could log three hours of work a week on a six-figure salary."
Slobbard by B352 August 10, 2026
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slobbadonkey 

(adj.) 1)one who is extremely unattractive; busted 2)a mythical hideous creature
Damn, that girl was a slobbadonkey if I've every seen one.
slobbadonkey by mathruD October 21, 2008

Slobberdoddle 

A very sloppy BJ
Dis shawty gave me made Slobberdoddle
Slobberdoddle by TheBJGod July 5, 2022

slobbadakoxor 

to slobber on a cock
"hahahaha! yall slobbadakoxor!"
slobbadakoxor by luphisto September 8, 2005

Slobberdots

Slobberdots are the trail of slobber you follow when you cannot find your dog. Most trip doggy saliva and leave a trail reminiscent of the breadcrumbs left by Hansel and Gretel. and don't forget to bring the mop.
I can't find Dagney again...wait I'll follow the slobberdots.
Slobberdots by BrowAndKahuna December 30, 2019

Slobberdoodlewoodlechoodle 

If you use this word you must be in great mental pain.
I shout "Slobberdoodlewoodlechoodle" and they immediately put me in a mental hospital.

Slobberdam 

The use of the word means that you have 0 functional braincells in the part of your brain.
oh shi shes a Slobberdam

he's a Slobberdam
Slobberdam by coolvribstions May 30, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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