sloaney

A teenager who goes to a particularly posh private school like Stowe, Francis Holland, Westminster etc. Have a very defined style - girls usually wear dark skinny jeans, with jumpers, chunky jewellery and belts and boys wear jeans with polo shirts or layered Ts. All designer-made, of course. Hang around the King's Road, or sometimes, High St Ken/Notting Hill. Very overprotected and blue their parents' (usually Daddy's) money. Often appear in Tatler (magazine)in the party scene section.

2 (normal) people walking down the Kings Road see a sloaney on their mobile, who then sees their other sloaney friend, rushes up to them and pecks them on the cheeks french-style.

by kat1 April 30, 2006

Sloaney

To be a Sloane: When something is Sloaney - 'Jesus Christ that girl over there is such a Sloan - how Sloaney can you get?
Basically to be rich, beautiful and spend to much time and money on the Kings Road looking down your nose at all the normal people who aren't dressed like a Jack Wills advert or have hair so big you could loose something in it.

'Oh Hatty darrls those Jaaay Wills Trackkies are soo gaawjust, perfect and sloaney for us! haaaha' Georgina to Harriet on the Kings Road

by Aimee Cakes X November 10, 2009

sloaney

public school poser girl who is usually an obnoxious alchoholic little twit, quite orange, deliberately has bad roots, hugely backcombed locks, parts her hair so far over to one side that her parting is by her ear. only ever wears:

1. jack wills tracksuit bottoms, usually with big holes in. the grottier the better; ralph lauren (or other designer) shirt, usually pristine; big fat leather belt, again quite grotty; a HUGE set of faux pearls or a lovely ornate necklace. like wearing that one neclace can make the rest of the grotty outfit look beautiful. ugg boots.
2. skinny jeans with a jack wills hoody and a BIG pashmina and BIG sunglasses (optional). really old pumps.
3. any combination of these. sloaneys also sport manky old cardigans, polo shirts, occasionally they wear a sequinned elastic headband across their forehead, which akes their forehead itch and look really sore, but hey, thats how they like it.

(conversation between two sloaneys)
A ooh, i have that exact JW hoody in brown!
B i have in brown too, no way! i also have it in navy, its such a shame they only have two designs in three colours each.
A actually, i have all of them then, now that you say that! oh my god!
B so anyway, do you want to go to the toilets, i think my hair is losing volume, i need to backcomb it some more.
A yeaaah, same, by the way, i LOVE your uggs. i mean, i have some in hazel, i've got the ivory pair and i have them in chocolate, but that is SUCH a nice shade of tan!
B i know, right, daddy got them imported for me, they were only £150 a pair, so i got four! how great is that?! listen, lets go to stammy this evening, i mean, we SO havent been there in like, three days.
A oh my god!! what a great idea! we can get totally wasted, that sounds fit.

by fghbjnkm March 6, 2007

sloaney

sloanglish wurd for a public school gurl / guy in the uk - wears alot of ralph lauren snobby, party hard but only at elite clubs

sloaney: LIKE OMG DARLING yar, im on the kings road with my babes, buying a new gucci baaaaag, oh suck my mobers running out hunni.

by lulu_the_sex_monk December 21, 2005

sloaney

A public school go-er. When a girl is a sloaney, she wears high heels with lots of bangles, tight jeans, massive belts, and her hair up in a messy bun or pony tail. Always posh, sometimes rich, and walk around like they own the place.

"Don't go out dressed like that, you look like a sloaney"

or

"what a sloaney. tsk!"

by katie976544 January 1, 2006

sloaney

a British teenager who goes to rather expensive public school. usually the nouveau-riche, large houses and pashmina's are a must. The less conservative, slightly more obvious, rather vulgar and plastic-looking versions of preps... with less class or taste. They like designer labels, monograms, playboy and the girls usually have messy hair tied in a pony-tail or bun.

"just going down the KR daaaaaarling..." ( a fellow sloaney talking to another)

by Gorgeous trumps everything May 13, 2006

Sloane Momsen

1.) The girl dreaming is sugarplums in How The Grinch Stole Christmas and starred in We Were Soldiers and Law & Order alongside her older sister Taylor Momsen. She is not currently acting (2011) but goes to school and is living in Maryland with her parents; Michael and Colette.

Person 1: Hey, who is Taylor Momsen's little sister?
Person 2: Oh, Taylor's little sis is Sloane Momsen.

by peaceloveeyou May 2, 2011