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school poser girl who is usually an obnoxious alchoholic little twit, quite orange, deliberately has bad roots, hugely backcombed locks, parts her hair so far over to
one side that her parting is by her ear. only ever wears:
1. jack wills tracksuit bottoms, usually with big holes in. the grottier the better; ralph
lauren (or other designer) shirt, usually pristine; big fat leather belt, again quite grotty; a HUGE set of faux pearls or a lovely ornate necklace. like wearing that
one neclace can make the rest of the grotty outfit look beautiful. ugg
boots.
2. skinny jeans with a jack wills hoody and a BIG pashmina and BIG sunglasses (optional). really old pumps.
3. any combination of these. sloaneys also
sport manky old cardigans,
polo shirts, occasionally they wear a sequinned elastic headband across their forehead, which akes their forehead itch and look really sore, but hey, thats how they like it.
(conversation between two sloaneys)
A ooh, i have that exact JW hoody in brown!
B i have in brown too, no way! i also have it in navy, its such a shame they only have two designs in three colours each.
A actually, i have all of them then, now that you say that! oh my god!
B so anyway, do you want to go to the toilets, i think my hair is losing volume, i need to backcomb it some more.
A yeaaah, same, by the way, i
LOVE your
uggs. i mean, i have some in
hazel, i've got the ivory pair and i have them in chocolate, but that is SUCH a nice shade of
tan!
B i know, right, daddy got them imported for me, they were only £150 a pair, so i got four! how
great is that?! listen, lets go to stammy this
evening, i mean, we SO havent been there in like, three days.
A oh my god!! what a great idea! we can get totally wasted, that sounds fit.
