slipage

The art of slipping through bogs at night time under the influence of tableteys. Apprentice slipers normally wear snorkles but as the bog artist becomes more experienced the need for a snorkle lessens as they grow bog lungs.

He has gained a first class degree in slipage. nipe nipe nipe.

slipage by Housboggy October 22, 2003

slippage 

(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.

Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.

slippage by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021

eye slippage 

the danger of one's eyes slipping to the man while viewing heterosexual pornography

In unfortunate circumstances, eye slippage may result in lower whiplash. (Jeff Murdock, Coupling)

eye slippage by Ian Z. January 11, 2008

Skipage 

n. The block of recorded time that exists on a Tivo or any other DVR device that allows you to fast forward.

Dude, why are we watching the commercials? We have skipage!

Skipage by Steve_00_ March 19, 2010

Crack Slippage 

an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.

an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.

Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.

Crack Slippage by Chicwa February 26, 2011

Tectonic Meat Slippage 

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

Tectonic Meat Slippage by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

dirty slippage 

In trading, when you get a better price than expected or
using fecal matter as lubricant

Awesome trade and I got dirty slippage

dirty slippage by harder faster June 7, 2011