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to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.
sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving
slired by scp February 19, 2005
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spierdolic 

Polish verb for 'to fail', 'to fuck smthg up'
'Musiales wszystko spierdolic!' - You fucked it up you fucking loser
spierdolic by kwiatek March 2, 2009

spierdalaj 

spierdalaj ty chuju (fuck off you dick)
spierdalaj mi stat (get the fuck away from here)
niech on spierdala (he can go fuck himself)
spierdalaj by DuffMan37 September 12, 2006
I've been up since 5 and now I'm slired
slired by OG77 November 16, 2010
1. A person who is a slut and a nerd.

2. Slerdy (adj): Combination of slutty and nerdy
Lisa pushes her fake boobs up against other men while reading sci-fi books in the library.
Slerd by aaaalliicceeee March 28, 2004
to be justifiably lazy. for example: sitting in a comfortabe chair, making the subject adverse to moving or any sort of action, even if they would enjoy the action.
john wanted to go to the park but didnt because he was slired from laying in bed all day
slired by wankasaurus rex February 21, 2005