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Slice of Bread Challenge 

Eating challenge where you have to eat a slice of white bread in under 45 seconds with no drink to help. Harder than it sounds, because it dries your mouth pretty quick. Not as bad as the cinnamon challenge. I expected it to be a breeze, but it was harder than I thought. Managed to get it in about 24 seconds though.

slice of my bread 

A term for sex
Hey man do you want a slice of my bread?

filthy slice of rye bread

a term coined by yours truly, refering to a traitor or similar (in reference to a disease you used to be able to get from eating rye bread called ergotism)
(in a game of among us)
Blue: WHY! FINE BROWN IS THE OTHER IMPOSTOR
Brown: You filthy slice of rye bread

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

White Sliced piece of bread 

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.
John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.