Slerky 

Jerking off and going to bed.

Now that I've added slerky to my daily routine, I sleep a lot better.

Slerky by Senor Awesome Pants August 25, 2011

Slenky 

A way to describe someone whose really beautiful and clever. They're often funny, caring and one of the most sought after people.

Basically someone who everyone wants to be friends with and is just perfect.

Person One: She's amazing I wish I could be friends with her.

Person Two: I know she's just so slenky!

Slenky by Sheepyyy February 22, 2013

smerky 

an abbreviation for small + perky (referring to breasts)

She's smerky.

smerky by dakara930 September 12, 2009

slurkyburk 

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.

Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked

slurkyburk by Rob snider November 30, 2015

sleeky eyes 

Characteristics of a typical Asian's eyes that resemble the sleek headlights on cars.

"Damn he's fast. Him and his fancy cars, blingy clothes, and sleeky eyes."

sleeky eyes by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

SLERKING 

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

SLERKING by lokopanocho December 3, 2010

slerk 

A combination of "lurk" and "sneak." Means you're doing something clever and naughty. Can also represent someone shady or creepin.

Look at that slerkin guy over there!

I was slerkin around in the bushes outside your window.

She is such a slerk.

slerk by Emily Anne January 15, 2008