Sleepy Dick 

When you dick (fuck) a women so good that immediately after she falls asleep.

Tom: Yo how did it go with that girl last night

Sean: Great, I gave her sleepy dick

Sleepy Dick by Seanboi January 4, 2019

sleepy dick 

when a guys penis makes the woman tired or drowsy during sexual intercourse

woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened

other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick

sleepy dick by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023

sleepy dick syndrome 

Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.

Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?

Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.

sleepy dick syndrome by Mevlin da Mage October 21, 2015

Sleep-Dick 

A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.

Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.

"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."

Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."

Sleep-Dick by 0bi January 20, 2009

Sleep dick 

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

Sleep dick by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

Sleep Dick-Butt 

A medical condition where you sleep walk to a person nearest you that may be sleeping next to you, in an adjacent bed, room or another house altogether, and you attempt to put your penis inside their anus and usually wake them, yourself or both of you up in the process.

Person 1 (the person suffering from Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)

Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....

Sleep Dick-Butt by Ryuuk November 4, 2012

Sleep Dick 

Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.

Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.

Sleep Dick by DTS25 July 3, 2023