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sleep fapnea

Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.
Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.
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Sleep fapnea

A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens
Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.
Sleep fapnea by Johnny Luv1 June 7, 2018

Sleep Fapnea

Sleep Fapnea

1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.

2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.
Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'

Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"
Sleep Fapnea by jarmezzz February 13, 2013

Sleep Fatnea 

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.
My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.
Sleep Fatnea by pamslam May 12, 2009

sleepfapnea 

a condition when one masturbates in there sleep.
When I woke up in the morning my sheets were covered in semen and my dick was outside my underwear with my hand still on it. I have sleepfapnea
sleepfapnea by Slickrick32 October 18, 2014
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