Sleep AIDS

A fictional disease which causes you to get tired at abnormally early hours during social situations when you have no reason to be tired. Therefore, the only explanation of your tiredness is that you must of contacted some kind of virus, most likely a STD, which causes drowsiness.

Brad: "Joe, wake up man. It's only 1 am and you're sitting there looking like you're about to fall asleep."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."

by WatchingPaintDry August 23, 2010

Sleep Aids

Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.

So it turns out my Sleep Aids turned out to be a real sleep aid after all.

by Mr. SnowmanPants July 21, 2014

meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 10, 2009

Casey Anthony Sleep Aid

Chloroform, usually used on small children

My baby wouldn't stop crying last night so I used the Casey Anthony Sleep Aid, it's still asleep!

by Spaghetti Western November 26, 2011

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022