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Sleep AIDS 

A fictional disease which causes you to get tired at abnormally early hours during social situations when you have no reason to be tired. Therefore, the only explanation of your tiredness is that you must of contacted some kind of virus, most likely a STD, which causes drowsiness.
Brad: "Joe, wake up man. It's only 1 am and you're sitting there looking like you're about to fall asleep."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
Sleep AIDS by WatchingPaintDry August 23, 2010

giant sheep AIDS 

When one has sex with a sheep, they may contract this STI.
The symptoms can include a fever, wool growing over your body, a fetish for eating grass and a tendency to "baa" when excited.
It was a crazy night with that sheep, I fear I might have giant sheep AIDS
giant sheep AIDS by cscstsheep July 22, 2012

SleepAid 

Daymn, dawg! He SeepAided dat foo'!
Now, get out of my face before I SleepAid your ass.
SleepAid by Spleeeeeeeeeeeen` June 8, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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