Sleep Aids

Aids you think you got in a nightmare about having sex with an aids infected person but you wake up and everything is ok. So you get relaxed and fall back to sleep easier.

So it turns out my Sleep Aids turned out to be a real sleep aid after all.

Sleep Aids by Mr. SnowmanPants July 21, 2014

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Sleep AIDS

A fictional disease which causes you to get tired at abnormally early hours during social situations when you have no reason to be tired. Therefore, the only explanation of your tiredness is that you must of contacted some kind of virus, most likely a STD, which causes drowsiness.

Brad: "Joe, wake up man. It's only 1 am and you're sitting there looking like you're about to fall asleep."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."

Sleep AIDS by WatchingPaintDry August 23, 2010

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giant sheep AIDS

When one has sex with a sheep, they may contract this STI.
The symptoms can include a fever, wool growing over your body, a fetish for eating grass and a tendency to "baa" when excited.

It was a crazy night with that sheep, I fear I might have giant sheep AIDS

giant sheep AIDS by cscstsheep July 22, 2012

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SleepAid

to beat profusely

Daymn, dawg! He SeepAided dat foo'!
Now, get out of my face before I SleepAid your ass.

SleepAid by Spleeeeeeeeeeeen` June 8, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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