Slapscratch

When scratching just doesn't get rid of the itch, a brisk slap to the affected area is often a solution.

Person 1: "Yo Tyrone, did you hear that noise? "
Person 2: "Yeah dawg, I couldn't get rid of an itch on back of my neck so I slapscratched that mofo"
Person 1: "Aw sheeeeit"

by Slapscratchallondafloor January 25, 2016

Saqscratch

The Saqscratch is the creeper version of the Sasquatch, preferring to brutally rape human witnesses rather than run away like their pussy cousins. Shows up at the exact wrong times and pulls your pants down.

Did you hear about our camping trip? Everything was going great until that Saqscratch showed up and raped the shit out of our bum-holes. Saqscratch got that longdick!

by soulDZA July 25, 2011