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slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand 

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .
ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

sloppy hand 

When you come in your hand and then smack the girl across the face.
I sloppy handed her hard last night.
sloppy hand by Jeff Nowack March 16, 2007

Sloppy Hand 

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.
Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.
Sloppy Hand by VTG September 2, 2012

Sloppy Hand 

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.
That bitch wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her a sloppy hand right in her face.
Sloppy Hand by Vypa August 18, 2012

Sloppy hand 

The hand always going down in that 🥩, got that better grip, and speed, and shit.
Person: my sloppy hand is my right hand, If you know what I mean 😏.

Other person: oh…. Can I lick your sloppy hand then?

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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