Slapma

A word used like ligma or bofa. It means to slap my balls.

Me:Hey dude, do you have slapma?
Friend:whats slapma?
Me: slapma balls lmao

by Elonated Muskrat November 23, 2018

Seattle Slapjack

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.

He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017

slapadoodle

Adjective: A quick fix or repair often in haste as in slapping something together.
A repair that works however may be considered unorthodox or has a slipshod appearance.
Slapadoodle is a Portmanteau utilizing the words Slap and doodle

"That is a slapadoodle repair"

by Commander Ball Squeazer December 3, 2013

slamazon

a girl that is taller than you, who you would, if given the opportunity, have sex with

Dude, I wanna pound that slamazon.

Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.

by Young Money 69 September 9, 2010

slapnap

When one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a "nap" when, in fact, they are actually going to go masturbate.

Nikesh: "Sorry guys, this looks like fun, but I gotta go take a nap."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."

by GunterClemson August 26, 2010

Rollie Slama

Typically a Southern (Oklahoma) get down. When you're fucking your girl, you roll her over and just start slamming(Rollie Slama), until you nut and/or she looses feeling in her legs. Maximum slam power is to be used.

"She said stop Poking around in there and Rollie Slama me already!"

"Bro, you should have seen this freak last night. She turns around and says do the Rollie Slama and don't stop until I can't feel my legs baby."

This morning she wanted some Rollie Slama, next thing out of her mouth was Fuucck this is Fire"

by Firecomm June 21, 2016