Lapanese

a) A sexy people, with long luxurious fur, and between 6 and 8 nipples. A friendly people, and very nice to outsiders.
b) A contagious disease that is only passed down through dancing with unicorns.

"I'm Half and Half, Me da's a muggle, me mams a lapanese"

Lapanese by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011

Lapinese 

Dialect originating from the Mohawk Valley region of upstate New York specifically Fort Plain and Canajoharie. Sounds as if a person is drawing out their speech starting with a long "jeeesus" and ending in a "oh yalt, yalt".

That man has the creek pig drawl. I believe he is Lapinese.

Canajoharie and Fort Plain is crawling with people who speak Lapinese.

Lapinese by Lathinese May 7, 2018

Lapinese 

Label for resident or residents of La Pine Oregon, a notoriously "PWT" town with meth labs galore.

What are all these Lapinese doing in Bend?

Lapinese by fedallah November 15, 2011

Lepanese loop around

When you on a road that has a 3 lane road to a round about but you notice both 1st and 2nd lanes are full, so you take the 3rd lane to go into the round about and go all the way round to your exit which will probably be the first exit. Whilst doing it you shout "LEPANESE LOOP AROUND!"

"oh look at all the traffic, forget that I'm doing a lepanese loop around"

Lepanese loop around by Street talker 100 February 20, 2026