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Slap Dragon 

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation, resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being a woman is grounds alone for slap dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slap dragon is administered..
After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slap dragon
Slap Dragon by Skooker April 20, 2011
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Slap Dragon 

When you slap your partners balls and dragon your teath on the way out
“Sue gave jack a Slap Dragon last night”
Slap Dragon by Delbery March 23, 2019

dragon slap

To ejaculate in one's mouth, then slap the person across the face hard enough that the semen comes out of the person's nose (like a dragon breathing fire from the nose)
I gave that milf a dragon slap.

Slap Draggon 

The act of slapping your significant others balls and draging your teeth on the way out
Sue gave Jack a slap draggon last night

John was not sure how he felt about molly giving him a slap draggon for the first time
Slap Draggon by Delbery March 23, 2019

snapdragons 

Snapdragons is a game where the players attempt to snatch raisins out of a bowl filled with brandy thats lit on fire.
While playing snapdragons try not to get burnt.
snapdragons by jpg3 November 24, 2011

Snapdragon 

A large, bulbous, vagina-shaped tropical plant. A fully mature Snapdragon features several rows of razor-sharp teeth, a flowery pink lip structure, and squirts a fiery discharge upon stimulation.
"Please water my Snapdragon while I'm gone. Not with your penis."
Snapdragon by Dark Chocolate V2 September 23, 2012

Japanese snapdragon 

The act of one person sitting on another person's face and farting directly into their nose thus making the fart come out of their mouth.
"Bro did you hear what happened to Derrick, his girl pulled a Japanese snapdragon on him"
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