slap dance 

The cheerful celebratory dance of manhood. Usually, though not necessarily, performed after a nice hot shower. Often used as an emotional outlet when feeling: cheeky, happy, horny or bored; Also very useful when communing with nature while in the nude. The traditional slap dance is performed by twisting the torso back and forth very rapidly while keeping both feet squarely planted. This rapid twisting motion propels the penis (and often the scrotum as well) from side to side causing an incontrovertible “slapping” effect as the aforementioned articles collide violently with the legs.

Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I just think about the time I caught Seabass doing the slap dance in front of our bathroom mirror with my pink shower cap on, and I feel much better.

slap dance by VSK June 1, 2006

Slap Dance 

The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.

One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.

"Hey Jon, Ill give you 20 buck ifs you go in the kitchen and do a slap dance in front of grandma"

Slap Dance by con serving time January 19, 2011

Slap Dance 

A Sexy Lap dance that always ends with having sexual inter course. Rather is fucking or making love. Or oral or anal sex or all the above.

I want a Slap dance so badly and I will die happily

Slap Dance by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021

russian slap dance 

when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.

"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"

russian slap dance by Hysterical January 11, 2005

slamdance

a PUNK dance that is a spin off of the pogo that involves you running around clockwise or counterclickwise in a circle and flailing your arms about, and kicking you legs. the point is to have fun, not beat the shit out of someone.

man I slamdanced last night when i saw conflict it was kick ass.

slamdance by andrew October 1, 2004

Slamdance Chubby 

When obtaining a soft erection from the process of slam-dancing or other violent dance forms.

"I had a total slamdance chubby at the Bring me the horizon show last night."

Slamdance Chubby by Emosd1 October 3, 2009

Slamdance

(verb) 1. To engage or perform an act of sexual intercourse. 2. The art of woo'ing women to come back to your room to procreate, with or without the glove. 3. A mixture of the hokie pokie and electric slide, naked.

1. "Yo Matt are you going to ask that girl to slamdance?"
2. "Hell man, imma ask seven girls to slamdance tonight!"
3. "Hey, what do you say after this party we go back to my room and slamdance?"

Slamdance by FanToes February 10, 2008