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Slamchosis 

Slamchosis is a self-induced state of psychosis, where your body and mind gets so intoxicated that you begin to slowly melt away until an extremely painful and excruciating death occurs. The orgin of the disease is still unknown, but has been observed to occur after repeated exposure to slamming brutal death metal.
"I listened to too much Kraanium}, [im going into Slamchosis!"
Slamchosis by nxqwkpbcdequi January 5, 2023
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Good looking or pretty. A spin off of the word Slammin.
"Dude i saw this girl yesterday, i mean she was only a freshman but she was Slamchops."
Slamchops by Flippincrazytim September 2, 2009
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Slamhoss 

A gross female that come to party's lookin to fuck
ewwww brahh theres that shelby chick, she's a total slamhoss
Slamhoss by funkybuds May 22, 2010
A whore who likes to be banged like a screen door
Come here slamchops and bend over!
slamchops by p00 July 19, 2006

sarchosis 

n. A mental illness which causes the sufferer to be overly and psychotically sarcastic.
Person One: Oh, really? That blue car ISN'T red, you say? Wow, thanks so much for telling me that! Now my life is complete and I can float off to the mystical, happy FAIRYland where hot naked ELVES will DANCE for me, and...

Person Two: Um, dude, I think you might be a bit sarchotic...

Person One: OHH, you think I'm SARCHOTIC! Isn't that GREAT, especially coming from...

(etc...)
sarchosis by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026