Skypegoating

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.

Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!

by insidsioutsidesi March 2, 2011

Nazi Scapegoating

What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.

Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 5, 2022

Scapegoating

Scapegoating is when you blame something on an innocent person that will get you in trouble with other people. In some cases people enjoy being scapegoated, but on the other hand bare mans get vexed about it, get me?

Example:
(FARTTT!!!)
Josh: Urghh, Reff your disgusting mate, your constantly farting mate, sort it out!
Reffold: Wtf man? That wasn't even me it was you!!! Ohh your such a scapegoating bastard!!!

by MCJB MASSIVE Dunno October 7, 2009

Scapegoating

Relations involving multiple people and their abominations. Usually done in positions where the man is behind the female.

John and Sarah are always scapegoating after school.

by Scapegoaterkr January 20, 2010

skyperbating

the act of masterbating while skyping and then recording oneself to show to others.

Leutenner was skyperbating all night last night!

by room225 December 3, 2010

Skyperbating

A pastime enjoyed by adventure-seeking cheating wives.

"Little did I know that her late nights included Skyperbating strangers she met playing Backgammon"

by SF Sap September 26, 2017

Scapegoating

Anybody who looks for a scapegoat or doesn't hold anything sacred (including justice) doesn't believe in fair play, fair trials, or fair anything else

Nobody was crazy enough to represent the guy in town that the girl was scapegoating.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020