A word referring to an idea thought of while high on one or more drugs. Originating from the question "what would happen if John Deer made planes?", a question that has become unanimous with being high.
Jake: "I hear Jon spray painted his car bright orange last night, because he thought it was too brown."
Chris: "Hehe, Skytractorrr. Seriously, what was that guy smoking?"
Word/object that has been coined/invented by Richard Stevens of Diesel Sweeties fame. A biodegradable, wind-up, soy-based vibrator. Eco-friendly and carbon neutral. Sustainable titillation!
Whole foods not only carries the patchoulilubricant she likes, now she can also buy replacement soybrators when she needs them.
A subset of the cuckold community - a guy who likes to watch his wife or girlfriend get baredicked hard by specifically skater boys. Also loves to watch his woman give blowjobs to only skater boys and their friends. The cuckolded guy will usually rub one out while watching or ask the boys if he can sniff their rank skate shoes while cranking one out.
Dude, some of us are heading down to a motel by the airport. There's an older sk8rbator dude there wants to watch a bunch of us fuck the shit outta his wife and bust a nut on her face.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.